Tuesday, March 21, 2006

The first day of QB school, or why the Lions signed Jon Kitna and Josh McCown

Reported in the posts below was the story of the triangle that was Joey, Kitna, McCown. Well, A recent report has been released by The Wayne Fontes Experience (one of my favorite detroit blogs) as to what really happened in QB camp. Presented below is an expert, with the link to continue reading (& I suggest you read it all).

(Extremely NSFW language ahead. You have been warned...*)

Rod Marinelli: I am Rod Marinelli, your head coach and worst nightmare. From now on you quarterbacks will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?

Joey Harrington, Dan Orlovsky, Shaun King: Sir, yes sir!

Marinelli: What's your name, rag arm?

King: Sir, Shaun King sir!

Marinelli: King? King of what? England? The world? Pain?

King: Sir, no sir!

Marinelli: That name sounds like royalty! Are you royalty, rag arm?

King: Sir, no sir!

Marinelli: Do you suck dicks?

King: What? SIR, NO SIR!

Marinelli: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a football through a garden hose.

King: SIR, NO SIR!

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